is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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