Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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