the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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