Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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