Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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