No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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