she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
