he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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