It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Randomize
