No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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