If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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