Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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