Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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