Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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