So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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