Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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