Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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