Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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