I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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