talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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