It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I lost the right to judge tonight
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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