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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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