So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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