I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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