If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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