Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize