their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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