is your mom at the bar?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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