Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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