Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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