was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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