We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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