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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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