How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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