Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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