that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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