I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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