Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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