I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she told me i tasted like america
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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