I wannas sexs uuuuu
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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