adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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