I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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