READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
