You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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