you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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