We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
as a side note pls kill me
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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