Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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