She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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