I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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