U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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