I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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