I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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