hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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