look no pants
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I wish i was in the wii world.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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