sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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