I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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